Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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