Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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