Quick, to the slutcave!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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