the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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