why do cheetos always look like penises
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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