This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I could fuck to npr.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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