She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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