Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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