But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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