Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I need to align my fucking chakras
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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