your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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