Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Randomize
