i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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