I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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