She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you traded sex for a burrito?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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