Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
