I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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