Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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