i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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