We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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