drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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