Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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