HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
try to milk me bitch
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