Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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