Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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