Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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