Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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