i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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