No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
BRING THE BAGELS
you're hired as official boob wrangler
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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