Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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