But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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