I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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