I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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