k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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