dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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