I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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