If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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