i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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