It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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