but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
