i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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