Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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