Little spoons don't ask big questions
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
