just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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