i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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