Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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