sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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