My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Randomize