she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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