3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
God, I missed his penis.
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