Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
