Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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