If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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