"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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