I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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