Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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